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Funny Ballad - End of Feminism.

Feminism.

In the beginning of time it was all about man,

He could do what no woman can,

He hunted and foraged, fought and won,

Often the leader was the strongest one.


He got the best and choicest of flesh,

The scraps and bones were for the rest of his men,

I am talking about woman you see,

They were there to cook, clean and be pleasurable company.


They were deemed inferior and lower than man,

That is when they took a stand,

Women were not happy they wanted more,

A little respect, to be heard and cared for.


But alas that did not last long,

Man used his strength and that was all,

That's when women decided to fight,

After all it was their god given right.


They racked their brains and soon realized,

To win against man they would have to devise,

A clever trick to have their say,

To enforce their will and domesticate his ways.


The plan was simple it was divine,

At the end of it they were called wives.

Now they could train the man to love,

Respect, listen and not be above


But that did not stop women at all,

They knew the war would last very long,

So they dreamed and dared before their time,

And even executed well sometimes.


They wielded influence and tried to equate,

But man beat them down again, he said it was fate.


Then they got bold and began to think,

They preached and talked and even wanted a drink,

But alas their rights were not to be,

They were called witches and burnt for all to see.


I know it's horrible I wasn't there,

But if I was I can probably swear,

I would have gone just to see,

What witches were and whether they burnt easily.


Soon they began to knock on our door,

We should vote, work and what not more,

They united, they grew strong,

They were influential and beyond god.


But then came along a man named Leeuwenhoek,

Who decided to experiment under a microscope,

What did he find, pray I will tell,

It was a living organism in sperm and that raised hell.


Man was dominant once again,

Woman lay conquered and in pain.


But they did not give up, they did not give in,

They bided their time and educated themselves,

They wrote they spoke they schemed alright,

All they wanted was some rights.


Eventually they raised such a hue and din

That man had to finally give in.

He allowed them to participate and have say

He willfully gave and added, let that be the end of it.


Another victory all women rejoiced,

But they had tasted blood and it felt nice.

Now they pushed and pulled with all their might

They broke tradition and charged through the night.


They rummaged the world to pinpoint man,

And said we will do anything he can.

They worked hard and established themselves,

They achieved much and did well.


But it wasn't enough so they introspected

What they came up with was not expected

It irked them that man had allowed,

They should speak for themselves that was the will of God!


So they shunned man and became independent

If he chose to stay then it was unintended

He had to cook and clean without a frown

And at all times leave the toilet seat down.


Now they ask for equal pay,

A few more rights and more say.


They keep on wanting it does not stop,

I see a pattern, it is absurd and over the top.

I have contemplated much and I have thought hard,

What I want to say is grim and dark.


After years of oppression they have a plan

No points for guessing it involves man

They have come too far to give up now.

They will break our ranks and pounce on us all.


They will slit our throats and bury us fast,

They will rejoice and claim that we did not last.

They will spit on our graves and then they will say,

We wanted to tell you but could not wait.


So I propose a devilish plan,

Let them try to be just like man,

Let them have all that they desire,

They will rule, govern and may even breathe fire.


But soon they will have no one to blame,

Or even someone to stand up against,

Without their quintessential benchmark,

Their purpose will be lost.


They will fight, complain and crib.

They will turn on themselves and that will be it.

Then we can turn on our charm,

Love them and say that even they can be wrong.


Then we can suggest something to them,

We will break it gently but be firm as well.

You need to help around the house!!!!

An equal share that is what it is all about!!

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